And I thought this only happened in Movies...

If you cant make out whats going on up there, well those are my pants and as you can see they are ripped, now let me tell you how it happened, haha I laughed for hours well okay maybe the next 5 mins after it happened. I was playing cricket in my buddy's store i just went to go visit him and i decided to play an extra cool shot and crouched really low to play the shot and as the bat hit the ball i heard a huge rip and a sudden rush of air on my butt. At first i didnt understand what happened but then i realized that my pants had ripped down the middle as you can see above... and I only thought this happened in movies! haha

The downside to all of this was that there were customers coming into the store and I was running around putting my back against the nearest display of chocolates or chips or pretending to read magazines with my back hidden, butt (yeah i wrote it like that on purpose) the worst part of all of this was the fact that it was -29 outside and wow all I can say is that I aint going to the washroom for a while, watever's in there is frozen solid hahaha wow sorry if some of you guys are going eewwwwwwwww gross! but sometimes we have to indulge ourselves in some dark humor.

And then I got home and i quickly ran downstairs and grabbed myself a pair of shorts and took those off and just looked at my pants in amazement...and thought to myself, "wow I must've put so much effort into that shot."

For those ofyou wondering if I atleast managed to hit a good shot with the make-shift bat, yes i did i hit it for a four, not worth sacrificing my favorite pair of jeans for butt nevertheless a moment to treasure and share with all of you.

Strange Phone Calls...

I thought id mention a phone call i recieved the other day from a very good friend of mine, I went to bed really late and I was soo tired and I get a phone call at around 8 in the morning from him and I thought it was urgent, so this is what our conversation was like...

Asad: Hey.. whats up?
Friend: Hey not much what are you upto?
Asad: Sleeping..
Friend: Oh okay..
Asad: So wassup?
Friend: Well im going to class right now then im going to Birk's place and gonna sleep there for a
lil while and then head back to class.
Asad: Okay?
Friend: Yeah okay well ill talk to you later
Asad: uhh
Friend: Bye.

*end of phone call*

Okay now haha GUYS dont talk like that... I mean its just weird you dont call me up and tell me about your day, haha I mean its cool if there was a point to it I mean all he had to say was Hey maybe you should come too and that would make the conversation all normal and okay again but unfortunately he called to update me about his day and I just thought that was the most weirdest thing ever...cause GUYS DONT TALK LIKE THAT... ever!

What next? hugging for no reason?

Asad walking around minding his own business and some guy comes up and hugs him

Asad: DUDE what are you doing?
Guy: Oh you looked tired so i thought id give you a hug to make you day brighter! yay!
Asad: Im gonna go shoot myself now
Guy: Oh Phooey, now look what you did! im UPSET! im not going to talk to you..
Asad: Tell my Parents I love them very much.

jeeeeeeeeeeez!

Hi Asad from kanayda wanna franship?

So remember the times when they used to have MIRC and ICQ and those were like the coolest things to be on and having the most friends on your list was amazing? Yeah dont people realize that that era was lame, hey man ill be the first to admit and im pretty sure a lot of other people would too that those were some horrific times for the teenage kid and the computer but I guess some people are still discovering the internet and what happens is that or rather my understanding is that they need time to develop into proper flirters and conversationalists on msn, maybe they should have classes of some sort before they come on, now im not being mean and targetting people on purpose but rather making these people realize that there is a problem there are some -believe it or not- internet manners that need to be adhered to.

Now over this time where I havent written on here there have been a number of cases where I have been faced with such situations, I will not re-enact the exact same situation because who knows maybe after becoming internet veterans they might come across this website and the next thing i know is im getting death threats from a FRAND, yeah i could certainly do without that, I mean I cant trust myself if i was to be put in a situation like that, imagine that..

FRAND: Hey a/s/l ?
Asad: uhhh buddy still in 1991 are we?
FRAND: Hey you is bastard son of bitch who is makes my jokes of the me on your page
Asad: uh-oh
FRAND: I is heating you so hard
Asad: *block and delete*

*makes new account*

FRAND: hi a/s/l?
Asad: you again?
FRAND: tumhari ma ki to may...

See that is just unccessary, i know its cold in Canada but i dont need someone coming up to heat me... haha

ANYWAYS

So coming back to my rant, I just think that when you meet someone on msn or yahoo chat (God haha i dont even know who uses that) but yeah if you do... I just think people should have the decency to atleast try and be a friend first and not get into the whole FRAND thingy haha man they should have a name for it or something, the FRAND phenomenon... sweeping the nation!

So if you is wants to be the frand who is mine I am tells you to is be polite first who is the most delicious option. Why is people who is not the knows me tries to become the frand withs me i am no is know. I is now shows the poems i am write on this topic who i am thunksking too much for.

Why is you become the frand of me
Who is not even know me
I am tries to tells you no i donts want to be the frand
but you is already have the plan
to always bug bug me
why you bug bug?
I am not like the bug bug
I am so busy i dont haveing the time
I am the masters of anglaish sweetheart of mine
so next time you is know
that i am not show
my pickchur to you
oh frand of mine
uff frand of mine leave me the alone
okay bye i am now go on the phone
thankyou

also you is check later for my assay who is also vary gud

here is startin of the:

cow haz 2 ice
cow haz 2 eers
cow smalling with his nouz...

hahaha if that gets published somewhere im pretty sure they are going to come out with a Pulitzer prize for Idiots book... haha

The Apologetic Thank-you Note

First of all before i do start this one id like to apologize to the people who come here and read this blog I am really sorry that i was not able to write any new stuff on here recently due to being really involved and busy with a lot of things.

So please accept my apologies and stop making a fuss! hahaha

Arrite thats enough for this one...

oh and yeah thanks for comin on here and providing feedback and making your "jhakaas" comments haha