Friday, February 17, 2006

Hi Asad from kanayda wanna franship?

So remember the times when they used to have MIRC and ICQ and those were like the coolest things to be on and having the most friends on your list was amazing? Yeah dont people realize that that era was lame, hey man ill be the first to admit and im pretty sure a lot of other people would too that those were some horrific times for the teenage kid and the computer but I guess some people are still discovering the internet and what happens is that or rather my understanding is that they need time to develop into proper flirters and conversationalists on msn, maybe they should have classes of some sort before they come on, now im not being mean and targetting people on purpose but rather making these people realize that there is a problem there are some -believe it or not- internet manners that need to be adhered to.

Now over this time where I havent written on here there have been a number of cases where I have been faced with such situations, I will not re-enact the exact same situation because who knows maybe after becoming internet veterans they might come across this website and the next thing i know is im getting death threats from a FRAND, yeah i could certainly do without that, I mean I cant trust myself if i was to be put in a situation like that, imagine that..

FRAND: Hey a/s/l ?
Asad: uhhh buddy still in 1991 are we?
FRAND: Hey you is bastard son of bitch who is makes my jokes of the me on your page
Asad: uh-oh
FRAND: I is heating you so hard
Asad: *block and delete*

*makes new account*

FRAND: hi a/s/l?
Asad: you again?
FRAND: tumhari ma ki to may...

See that is just unccessary, i know its cold in Canada but i dont need someone coming up to heat me... haha

ANYWAYS

So coming back to my rant, I just think that when you meet someone on msn or yahoo chat (God haha i dont even know who uses that) but yeah if you do... I just think people should have the decency to atleast try and be a friend first and not get into the whole FRAND thingy haha man they should have a name for it or something, the FRAND phenomenon... sweeping the nation!

So if you is wants to be the frand who is mine I am tells you to is be polite first who is the most delicious option. Why is people who is not the knows me tries to become the frand withs me i am no is know. I is now shows the poems i am write on this topic who i am thunksking too much for.

Why is you become the frand of me
Who is not even know me
I am tries to tells you no i donts want to be the frand
but you is already have the plan
to always bug bug me
why you bug bug?
I am not like the bug bug
I am so busy i dont haveing the time
I am the masters of anglaish sweetheart of mine
so next time you is know
that i am not show
my pickchur to you
oh frand of mine
uff frand of mine leave me the alone
okay bye i am now go on the phone
thankyou

also you is check later for my assay who is also vary gud

here is startin of the:

cow haz 2 ice
cow haz 2 eers
cow smalling with his nouz...

hahaha if that gets published somewhere im pretty sure they are going to come out with a Pulitzer prize for Idiots book... haha

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

AHAH asad ur brilliant. Hey mannnnn at least u dont get random guys saying "will u make franship with me and marry me?"--its pureeeeeeeeeee jokes!

Chrysalis said...

lol Nice blog! This post made my day :D Grinning from ear to ear!

Sahar said...

Uffff, Asad! Flippin' hilarious, yaar! Masha Allah, kya jadu hai...
:p

Sd: Oh God, the 'make frandshapp with the me' ones are the worst! How the hell do they expect you to make franshapp anyway? I mean, even if we wanted to? (Which we very obviously don't!)

Anonymous said...

mIRC hosted some good times. The MSN phenomenon has swept the world like a broom of God.

Check my blog for an article about MSN lingo and how it has dulled the minds of Western society.

coco jumbo said...

loll

Usman W. Chohan ﻋﺜﻤﺎﻥ ﭼﻮﮨﺎﻥ said...

hahaha awesome